7. Buy food stuffs before you go to the friend’s house where
you know you won’t have access to a car for days.
6. Check the bike lock to make sure it actually fits before
riding to the nearest store.
5. Check the carton of milk to make sure it is one you’d actually
drink before buying it (even if it means making the nice person who is watching
your bike wait a few seconds longer.
4. PHONE CHARGER! Make sure you bring it, forgetting it is a
really bad idea.
3. Keep house alarm key fob thing next to you at all times
2. Watch your toast while frying it (the house still smells
like burnt toast)
1. It doesn’t matter how productive you think you’ll be…you
won’t be.
